You Might Be a Beagle Lover...
If you enjoy seeing your dog on the counter,
You might be a beagle lover
If you enjoy the sound of baying in the morning (or the afternoon or the evening),
You might be a beagle lover
If you enjoy seeing your socks used as toys (while the expensive toy you bought him lies nearby),
You might be a beagle lover
If you enjoy watching your dog dig to China,
You might be a beagle lover
If you really think that pizza is dog food,
You might be a beagle lover
If you think a four hour walk through town is fun while you search for the dog that dug under the fence,
You might be a beagle lover
If you like leading a dog that's nose is to the ground, pulls on the lead, and then stops with no warning so that you can trip right over it,
You might be a beagle lover
If your dog eats anything it can find in the backyard even when you buy it the most expensive holistic dog food on the market,
You might be a beagle lover
If you enjoy being greeted by a wagging tail, a loud AARRROOOOOOO and kisses when you come home from work,
You are a beagle lover.
